Shower his ceramic body with the included set of seeds, add a bit of water, then your work is done. Within days, a beautiful green coat will begin sprouting. Watch it bloom a bit more every day, from a bit of seedy stubble to a lush layer of green goodness.
But what happens after you’ve harvested your first batch? Pick up some more chia seeds from your supermarket and do it all over again! This llama is infinitely reusable.
Whether it’s for home cooking or big garden parties, this Personalised Face Cooking Apron will lighten the mood when you inevitably overcook the steaks. You can add any face you like from your own to your giftee’s celeb crush, just upload the pic and we’ll take care of the rest!
Give your brew the 5-start treatment with the Rise & Shine Luxury Coffee Kit, a fancy-shmancy 3-piece set containing a filter, scoop and ceramic mug. If you know someone who takes their coffee verrrry seriously, then this will add a bit of magic to their mornings.
We’re bringing Mr Whippy ice cream to the people with this Mr Creations Ice Cream Maker! Enjoy soft scoop ice cream from anywhere, at any time - not just when the ice cream man bothers his ar*e to drive around the cul-de-sac.
The ice cream maker can be used with Mr Creations’ hassle-free ‘just add water’ ice cream powders or you can follow one of the many recipes included. Each batch takes less than 30 minutes to create and delivers 350ml of delicious soft-scoop ice cream. Skip the vicious seagulls and stag-dos that plague Blighty’s seaside resorts and get your classic ice cream hit at home this year.
Imagine the surprise on your friend/lover/mother’s face when you announce that you’ve bought them a butt plug. Then, they unwrap what they think is a naughty gift, only to let out a massive groan, because what you’ve actually given them is a bum -shaped sink plug.
But once the lameness of your punny present sinks in, they’ll soon realise what a practical gift it is - the (rear) end to their leaky sink problems!