Don't just send them a cheesy last-minute birthday card, sweeten up their special day with a Personalised Happy Birthday Cancake!
This mini personalised feast is handmade in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and, because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents. Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie OR white wine/grappa flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required!
And that's not even the best bit; to really ramp up the birthday vibes you can add a personalised message and photo to the label on the tin. Just hit 'Personalise' to upload your pic and write your message and we'll take care of the rest. We've also included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out, because a birthday cake without a candle is just a regular cake.
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of CanCakes.
With The Mandalorian Shaped Mug you can now sip coffee like a bounty hunter! Although we're pretty sure they must take their helmet off when they need a drink. Perhaps they use a straw? Maybe they take off their helmet, fill it with coffee and then drink from their helmet? Could get messy. Seems a little undignified for a race of trained killers. Hmmm
Tall glasses, short glasses, tulip glasses, dimpled glasses; they say there's a glass for every type of beer and occasion. But what about a special beer glass created just for you?
With our Personalised Photo Beer Stein, your favourite brew has never tasted sweeter!
This premium tankard has a classy frosted finish for that mouthwatering 'fresh from the cooler' look and features a sturdy, trigger-style handle for easy holding (and hearty cheers-ing).
Just hit the 'Personalise' button to upload a high-quality photo and a message of your choice (up to 60 characters spread across 4 lines). It could be a special date, the name of your Best Man, a classic quote, a cheeky birthday message – you name it, we'll print it.
Cheers to that!
Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Those were the days, eh?
The Viking Horn Glass is a throwback to this epic boozy era. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!
Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead.
The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.
So like, how long does it take for your mouth to feel normal? - Natalie Portman.
The creators of Hellfire: Fiery Fool Hot Sauce boast that it is the hottest sauce in the world without 'extract', just pure chilli pepper madness. This vinegar-free blend of Bhut Jolokia, Trinidad Scorpion, Red 7-Pot, and Chocolate Habañero has a sweet garlic and tomato flavour with a long-lasting heat that envelopes your tastebuds.
“Yeeeah this one doesn't feel great” - Johhny Knoxville
Serving suggestions:: Careful now, this sauce pours quickly. Use it to add a kick to soups, chillis and wing sauces.
You need something to focus on, a relaxing task to really obsess over, you need... the Zen Garden.
After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.
- Boss screeching in your face? Just reach for that sand rake
- Bills horrendously overdue? Shuffle around those stones for a bit
- Find out your partner's been having an affair for months? That tiny lawn could use a drop of water
These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!
Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?
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If you’re always moaning about that one family member or friend who can’t put down their phone, then this phone escape room game is the genius way to finally spend some quality time together. Simply put all your phones in the cage, lock it, then work together to find the code to unlock it. With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells.
Naked Ramblers are way ahead of the curve, one day we'll all be doing it.
For now, you can dress up your houseplants with this cheeky set of free-loving explorers – a butt-naked reminder to get closer to nature. Oh and to make sure you do some occasional pruning.
Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.