The aptly named ISAKOK Japanese incense sticks are a lie. Inside this cylinder is in fact a 2 and a half foot penis projectile, complete with hairy balls, that will launch itself into the face of anyone who releases it. The Cock Cannon prank gift is the perfect addition to hen parties, birthdays, or even Valentine’s Day (if you’re brave enough).
Whether it’s a big milestone birthday or just a random number that no one cares about, this personalised birthday beer mug will add a touch of ‘glass’ to their special day. All the text is customisable, so go crazy. Print their name, date, age, an in-joke, rude nickname. The only limit is your imagination (and the character count, obvs).
Don't just send them a cheesy last-minute birthday card, sweeten up their special day with a Personalised Happy Birthday Cancake!
This mini personalised feast is handmade in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and, because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents. Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie OR white wine/grappa flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required!
And that's not even the best bit; to really ramp up the birthday vibes you can add a personalised message and photo to the label on the tin. Just hit 'Personalise' to upload your pic and write your message and we'll take care of the rest. We've also included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out, because a birthday cake without a candle is just a regular cake.
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of CanCakes.
Like the wax seals of noble folks throughout the kingdom, brand the initial of your choice on this personalised monogram bathrobe. Make no mistake who this cosy dressing gown belongs to and command the respect you deserve as you shuffle around the house in your slippers and unkempt hair. The robe comes with two deep pockets to store snacks, phones, remote controls, etc. and a belt to keep your unmentionables under wraps.
This personalised important dates LED lamp is the perfect way to keep those special moments at the forefront of everyone’s mind, as well as ensuring that you get a damn good present on your birthday or anniversary. With fully customisable dates and text you can gift this thoughtful keepsake to whoever you like, from a friend or family member to your partner or favourite couple.
Brighten up your mornings (or someone else's) with this classy cuppa, printed with a montage of seven photos and a cheeky message of your choosing!
Using our simple and intuitive personalisation process, you can easily upload and arrange your photos as you please. Just hit the personalise button to give it a try - before you know it you'll be sipping from your very own personalised mug and admiring your favourite snaps.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns all over the walls of your home.
With it's iridescent brushed metal base and cap, it's sure to brighten up your living space - even if it's turned off!
Tall glasses, short glasses, tulip glasses, dimpled glasses; they say there's a glass for every type of beer and occasion. But what about a special beer glass created just for you?
With our new Personalised Beer Stein, your favourite brew has never tasted sweeter!
This premium tankard has a classy frosted finish for that mouthwatering 'fresh from the cooler' look and features a sturdy, trigger-style handle for easy holding (and hearty cheers-ing).
Just hit the 'Personalise' button to add a cheeky message of your choice (up to 60 characters spread across 4 lines, bad beer puns are hoptional). It could be a special date, the name of your Best Man, a classic quote, a birthday message – you name it, we'll print it.
Cheers to that!
Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Those were the days, eh?
The Viking Horn Glass is a throwback to this epic boozy era. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!
Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead.
The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.
We don't sell golden thrones or rent out teams of loyal manservants - but we know that every aspiring princess deserves their own set of fancy regal robes.
Now you can relax like royalty with our Personalised Luxury Princess Dressing Gown.
Possibly the softest, warmest, snuggliest garment in the entire known universe. Featuring a large hood (to leave room for your crown), as well as two deep pockets for all of your essentials - mobile phone, gold sceptre, share-size bag of Maltesers etc.
And that's not all, we can print the back of this luxurious dressing gown with any name you desire; your own, your kid's, your partner's - just hit the 'Personalise' button and we'll take care of the rest.
Whether you're having a sleepover with friends, settling down for a Disney marathon on the sofa, or going to get the morning papers - make sure you do it in style with our Personalised Luxury Princess Dressing Gown.
You know all those photos on your mobile phone? The lovely heart-warming ones you're always scrolling back through your gallery to find. Well, it's about time you liberated these memories and got 'em immortalised on say, a Personalised Photo and Text Cushion Cover!
Liven up your living space (or someone else's) with this cosy customised cushion, printed with a montage of three of your favourite photos and a cheeky message of your choosing!
Using our simple and intuitive personalisation process, you can easily upload your photos and and arrange them as you fancy. Just hit the Personalise button to give it a try - before you know it you'll cuddling up with your new cushion and admiring your lovely snaps.