$42.98
4.7
/5
Personalised Doormat
The Neighbours Have Better Stuff!' is an undisputed classic doormat slogan, but what if you want something that's a bit more, you know, you?
Thanks to our new Personalised Door Mat you don't have to settle for some other brand's idea of a "hilarious" welcome message – now you can come up with your very own!
With our super simple (and fun) customiser you can add your own two lines of text to a hard-wearing velour doormat with a non-slip base. There are heaps of font styles to choose from and you can tinker around with the size and placement. It's really easy to get creative and there's a nice clear preview of your doormat at every step of the way.
We all need somewhere to wipe our feet, and with these new Personalised Door Mats you can welcome wandering guests, turn away intruders and help keep your carpets clean.
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Thanks to our new Personalised Door Mat you don't have to settle for some other brand's idea of a "hilarious" welcome message – now you can come up with your very own!
With our super simple (and fun) customiser you can add your own two lines of text to a hard-wearing velour doormat with a non-slip base. There are heaps of font styles to choose from and you can tinker around with the size and placement. It's really easy to get creative and there's a nice clear preview of your doormat at every step of the way.
We all need somewhere to wipe our feet, and with these new Personalised Door Mats you can welcome wandering guests, turn away intruders and help keep your carpets clean.
$19.99
4.8
/5
Personalised Key Hanger
Based on 38 reviews
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Give yourself a warm welcome when you add this personalised key hanger to your entranceway. Have it inscribed with a name, message, quote of your choice then hang it somewhere handy so that your keys don’t have the chance to go for an impromptu adventure down the back of your couch.
This wooden key hanger has 6 metal hooks, so there’s room for everyone’s keys. All you have to do is actually use it and you’ll never lose your keys again!
$39.99
4.6
/5
Personalised Important Dates LED Lamp
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This personalised important dates LED lamp is the perfect way to keep those special moments at the forefront of everyone’s mind, as well as ensuring that you get a damn good present on your birthday or anniversary. With fully customisable dates and text you can gift this thoughtful keepsake to whoever you like, from a friend or family member to your partner or favourite couple.
$16.99
4.4
/5
Personalised Double Photo Keyring
Set your keys apart with our new Personalised Double Photo Keyring
Just tap the 'Personalise' button to upload your chosen pair of photos - and we'll get them printed on this classy little keyring. It comes attached to a chrome-plated key ring (naturally) and you can choose from a variety of vibrant backgrounds so it's easily spotted in a handbag.
It's made from hard-wearing faux leather so it'll survive being bashed about in a rucksack and repeatedly dropped on the floor as you fumble for the keyhole!
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Just tap the 'Personalise' button to upload your chosen pair of photos - and we'll get them printed on this classy little keyring. It comes attached to a chrome-plated key ring (naturally) and you can choose from a variety of vibrant backgrounds so it's easily spotted in a handbag.
It's made from hard-wearing faux leather so it'll survive being bashed about in a rucksack and repeatedly dropped on the floor as you fumble for the keyhole!
$29.99
4.7
/5
Personalised Photo Doormat
We love a boring 'WELCOME' or a jazzy 'The Neighbours Have Better Stuff!' as much as anyone, but if you're looking for something a little more unusual - why not get a photo printed on your doormat?
Bring a little personality into your porch with our new Personalised Photo Doormat - all you have to do is upload your favourite picture and we'll print it on a hard-wearing velour doormat (with a rubber non-slip base, natch).
With our intuitive customiser you can even overlay your own two lines of text; there's a wide range of font styles to choose from and you can tinker around with the size and placement. It's super easy to get creative and there's a nice clear preview of your doormat at every step of the way.
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Bring a little personality into your porch with our new Personalised Photo Doormat - all you have to do is upload your favourite picture and we'll print it on a hard-wearing velour doormat (with a rubber non-slip base, natch).
With our intuitive customiser you can even overlay your own two lines of text; there's a wide range of font styles to choose from and you can tinker around with the size and placement. It's super easy to get creative and there's a nice clear preview of your doormat at every step of the way.
$12.99
5
/5
F*cking Strong Coffee
Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
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If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
$24.95
5
/5
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp
Retro 70s homewares are having a bit of a renaissance – which means Lava Lamps are officially back.
Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns all over the walls of your home.
With it's iridescent brushed metal base and cap, it's sure to brighten up your living space - even if it's turned off!
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Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns all over the walls of your home.
With it's iridescent brushed metal base and cap, it's sure to brighten up your living space - even if it's turned off!
$19.99
5
/5
Llama Chia Pet
Fancy doing a spot of indoor gardening? It couldn’t be easier (or cuter) with this adorable llama planter.
Shower his ceramic body with the included set of seeds, add a bit of water, then your work is done. Within days, a beautiful green coat will begin sprouting. Watch it bloom a bit more every day, from a bit of seedy stubble to a lush layer of green goodness.
But what happens after you’ve harvested your first batch? Pick up some more chia seeds from your supermarket and do it all over again! This llama is infinitely reusable.
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Shower his ceramic body with the included set of seeds, add a bit of water, then your work is done. Within days, a beautiful green coat will begin sprouting. Watch it bloom a bit more every day, from a bit of seedy stubble to a lush layer of green goodness.
But what happens after you’ve harvested your first batch? Pick up some more chia seeds from your supermarket and do it all over again! This llama is infinitely reusable.
$29.99
5
/5
Personalised Monogram Nature Towel
Imagine bathing in your own secluded jungle rock pool. Luscious leafy canopy overhead. A waterfall providing a refreshing spray. Brightly coloured flower petals floating daintily around you. Bliss.
Okay unless you're on the set of a fancy shampoo advert, that's probably not going to happen. Sorry.
But! You can still bathe luxuriously at home and pat yourself dry with our new Personalised Monogram Nature Towel. This soft and fluffy microfibre towel is embellished with leaves and can be customised with a stylised floral initial and your name - so no cheeky monkeys will pinch it!
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Okay unless you're on the set of a fancy shampoo advert, that's probably not going to happen. Sorry.
But! You can still bathe luxuriously at home and pat yourself dry with our new Personalised Monogram Nature Towel. This soft and fluffy microfibre towel is embellished with leaves and can be customised with a stylised floral initial and your name - so no cheeky monkeys will pinch it!
$29.99
5
/5
Face Mat - Personalised Doormat
Get some sweet, harmless revenge with our personalised doormats. Fancy mashing your muddy creps into your mates grinning mug? Or dragging your grotty stilettos over your ex? Of course you do - and now it’s possible with our personalised doormats!
Upload a photo of anyone you want and we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house.
No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean - just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees and it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy and some yoga.
READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT!
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Upload a photo of anyone you want and we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house.
No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean - just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees and it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy and some yoga.
READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT!
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order.
- Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!
$9.95
4
/5
Toilet Bowl Light
Drinking too much water, staring at phone screens late at night, those nightmares where you can't run/walk, snoring, stupid songs circling your mind, internal monologues and foxes rutting in the back garden. Something is going to wake you up.
Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
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Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
$36.99
5
/5
Storm Cloud Weather Predictor
The weather, a fickle mistress. Perhaps the ficklest mistress. Never get caught in the rain again with this stunning bit of magic. Technology? Pfft, nah.
This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Basically, the liquid inside the storm cloud will indicate what the weather has in store for you. It’s full of these delicate little crystals that freak out to match the weather.
We know, we were all skeptical, too. But then it started hailing and we knew before it even happened. True story.
Based on 1 reviews
(1)
This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Basically, the liquid inside the storm cloud will indicate what the weather has in store for you. It’s full of these delicate little crystals that freak out to match the weather.
We know, we were all skeptical, too. But then it started hailing and we knew before it even happened. True story.
$11.99
5
/5
Blood Bath Shower Gel
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(1)
Freak yourself out in the shower with this Blood Bath Shower Gel. Looks terrifying in its intravenous bag, but the cherry fragrance smells delicious.
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