
- Any face you want tiled across a HUGE beach towel
- Just upload the face you want and we’ll do the rest
- Machine-washable
- Upload one face per towel
READ ME, I’M IMPORTANT!
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or cancel your order.
- So, if you didn't get that: No uploading photos with multiple faces in it, innit?
Ever wanted to sit on someone’s face on the beach? We know we have. Wait, not like that, you filthy animal.
Choose who you want to towel-ize and our magical towel making wizards will repeat it across your very own personalised massive beach towel. Upload the photo you’ve chosen and we’ll do the rest. Before you know it, you’ll be sat on the beach on a perfect likeness of your favourite person.
Made from a blend of super fast-drying microfibre on one side and soft cotton on the other, our personalised towel is a fab gift for frequent fliers, beach bunnies, gym devotees, fans of the great outdoors, people in small flats, and anyone who can appreciate the humour of wrapping their naked body in the likeness of someone they know.
Please note:
- Our towel makers will do their best, but your Beach Face will only be as good as the photo you upload.
- Eg. blurry, pixellated photo = blurry, pixellated towel
- Faces are randomly distributed so no two towels are alike!
- One face per towel.
- Images uploaded must be larger than 1000 x 1000 pixels.
Product features:
- Personalised beach towel
- Anyone’s face repeated across a big beach towel
- Simply upload one face and we’ll do the rest
- Material front: 100% microfiber; Back: 100% cotton
- Machine-washable at 30°C
- Do not tumble dry (but it air-dries ridiculously fast anyway)
- Wash before use
Dimensions:
- Measures approximately 140cm (H) x 70cm (W)
Beach Face - Personalised Beach Towel
READ ME, I’M IMPORTANT!
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or cancel your order.
- So, if you didn't get that: No uploading photos with multiple faces in it, innit?
Ever wanted to sit on someone’s face on the beach? We know we have. Wait, not like that, you filthy animal.
Choose who you want to towel-ize and our magical towel making wizards will repeat it across your very own personalised massive beach towel. Upload the photo you’ve chosen and we’ll do the rest. Before you know it, you’ll be sat on the beach on a perfect likeness of your favourite person.
Made from a blend of super fast-drying microfibre on one side and soft cotton on the other, our personalised towel is a fab gift for frequent fliers, beach bunnies, gym devotees, fans of the great outdoors, people in small flats, and anyone who can appreciate the humour of wrapping their naked body in the likeness of someone they know.
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- Any face you want tiled across a HUGE beach towel
- Just upload the face you want and we’ll do the rest
- Machine-washable
- Upload one face per towel
READ ME, I’M IMPORTANT!
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or cancel your order.
- So, if you didn't get that: No uploading photos with multiple faces in it, innit?
Ever wanted to sit on someone’s face on the beach? We know we have. Wait, not like that, you filthy animal.
Choose who you want to towel-ize and our magical towel making wizards will repeat it across your very own personalised massive beach towel. Upload the photo you’ve chosen and we’ll do the rest. Before you know it, you’ll be sat on the beach on a perfect likeness of your favourite person.
Made from a blend of super fast-drying microfibre on one side and soft cotton on the other, our personalised towel is a fab gift for frequent fliers, beach bunnies, gym devotees, fans of the great outdoors, people in small flats, and anyone who can appreciate the humour of wrapping their naked body in the likeness of someone they know.
Please note:
- Our towel makers will do their best, but your Beach Face will only be as good as the photo you upload.
- Eg. blurry, pixellated photo = blurry, pixellated towel
- Faces are randomly distributed so no two towels are alike!
- One face per towel.
- Images uploaded must be larger than 1000 x 1000 pixels.
Product features:
- Personalised beach towel
- Anyone’s face repeated across a big beach towel
- Simply upload one face and we’ll do the rest
- Material front: 100% microfiber; Back: 100% cotton
- Machine-washable at 30°C
- Do not tumble dry (but it air-dries ridiculously fast anyway)
- Wash before use
Dimensions:
- Measures approximately 140cm (H) x 70cm (W)

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