This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Basically, the liquid inside the storm cloud will indicate what the weather has in store for you. It’s full of these delicate little crystals that freak out to match the weather.
We know, we were all skeptical, too. But then it started hailing and we knew before it even happened. True story.
Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
Well, technically you’ll be hitting the controller, not the console itself. But the concept remains the same.
In case you hadn’t already gathered, this is an alarm clock in the design of a PlayStation controller. What a sick gift for gamers, or even just someone who longs for the trill of an authentic alarm clock rather than their iPhone’s ‘radar’.
We’re not about to put style over substance, though. This thing is USB powered (cable included), has a reverse LED screen with a backlight and makes classic beeping alarm sounds. Truly a digital alarm clock for the ages.
The bodhug Weighted Body Wrap uses the relaxing properties of gentle weight to loosen up tight shoulder, neck and back areas. The deep pressure from the weighted collar relaxes and stabilises the muscles which means less trips to the masseuse. Unlike an actual masseuse, the body wrap doesn’t care if you’ve shaved, make you wear those weird paper pants, or ask you awkward questions in a whispery voice - and best of all, you can wear it anywhere!
There’s no doubts about it, this bit of kit is gonna be your new best friend. The iDream Smart Eye Massager is designed to apply calming pressure and soothing heat to help alleviate the strain caused by excessive screen time and not enough sleep. And, unlike an actual (selfish) masseuse, it doesn’t need breaks or food. By encouraging blood circulation and blood vessel dilation, iDream can even help reduce dark circles, puffiness and dry eyes. It’s also got bluetooth so you can have your own tunes delivered straight to your ears to help you relax.
Never battle with crowds, struggle for a seat, or have to hang about outside on the pavement just to enjoy your favourite beer again! The Fizzics DraftPour gives you nitro-style draft beer from ANY can or bottle. Even the cheapest economy lager can be instantly transformed into a luxurious draft pint with just one pull of the lever.
The DraftPour may be a sleek piece of kit, but it's deceptively high tech under the hood, applying sound waves to convert your beer's natural carbonation into a smooth micro-foam. These diddy little bubbles create the optimal density for enhanced aroma, flavour, and a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Get a fruit machine and a few boxes of pork scratchings in and you’ve basically completely replicated your local pub. Sticky bar-top and ancient, dubiously-stained carpet not included.
Using cutting-edge electromagnetic technology, this stylish geometric plant pot defies gravity and hovers your favourite houseplants in mid-air. As practical as it is attention-grabbing, the Levitos Plant Pot is designed to slowly rotate while suspended; this allows your plant to soak up sunlight from all angles and reduce lopsided growth. It's also just incredibly calming to watch!
Floating atop its classy walnut-look base, this futuristic fusion of nature and technology is the perfect statement piece for your home.
Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project Yourself Cardboard Projector. This stylish and portable package features a high-quality glass lens with an impressive 8x magnification to transform your miniature mobile movies into glorious cinematic events.
Don't get us wrong, we love going to the cinema but here are six reasons why this is a pretty solid upgrade:
- A bunch of kids aren't going to talk over the whole thing
- Enjoy sensibly priced popcorn and drinks
- You can eat an obnoxiously smelly hotdog without feeling self-conscious
- Just pause the film if you need to nip to the toilet
- You can even stop it completely if it turns out to be a dreadful choice
- Seriously comfy seats and generous leg-room for all ...we'll leave it up to you whether you want to play half an hour of trailers and car adverts.
This miniature marvel features Santa Clause atop his bright red sleigh, pulled by four of his fastest reindeers, along with a big sack of prezzies in the back, naturally. Three sets of powerful mini propellers keep Saint Nick afloat while you can easily manoeuvre him about with the included radio control.
You could whizz him past your children's bedroom window on Christmas eve to blow their minds, or you could fly him through the house to guide them to their presents on Christmas day! He even makes the perfect airborne accompaniment to a wintery walk. Happy festive flying!
The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
- You tell Ember what temperature you want your hot drink to be
- It cools it to your desired temperature
- It notifies you when it's ready with a smart LED light (you can even get app notifications if that's your thing)
- It keeps your mug at your perfect temperature until you're ready to drink it
- It also just looks really damn sexy sitting there on its stylish charging coaster
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.
Unlike the real deal, you won't be squinting aimlessly into the dark. The Flux model features custom made 5 watt LEDs for optimal visibility and advanced multilevel glass lenses that allow for better-than-real-life projection. There’s even an advanced shooting star function so you don’t miss out on any aspect of real life stargazing.
Instead of shivering in your gloves and hat, truly relax under the stars from your sofa, bed, or even the floor. There’s nothing more peaceful than falling asleep under the stars - only this time you don’t need to be paranoid that you’ll wake up to a fox nibbling your toes. The Flux doesn’t make any sounds so you can drift off in peace. And with the 15/30/60 minute timers, you don't even need to worry about turning it off when you’re asleep.
When you become acclimated to coat-less stargazing, you’ll never settle for the cold, harsh outdoors again.
Put simply, these are the best pair of slippers you will ever own. The softest, the cosiest, the most relaxing - the slippers to end all slippers. Sure, you can't take them for a stroll down to the newsagent to grab a pint of milk and a paper, but who even does that anyway? Put some proper shoes on for heaven's sake!
These luxury loafers aren't just super comfy, they provide a gentle vibrating massage to caress your feet and soothe away the day's stresses. If it's a chilly evening or you just fancy dialling up the cosiness, there's an additional warming function to lavish your frosty feet with with a heavenly heat. Just bliss.
Best of all, the slippers are mains powered so the warm, pillowy pleasure never has to end.
Sleek, oval-shaped, gravity-defying mood light? Good guess but it's not quite right. Heng means "balance" in Chinese.
Heaven knows we could all use a bit of balance in our lives right now, and this effortlessly-cool lamp is the perfect way to bring a stylish sense of calm into your living space.
The Heng Balance Lamp is turned on and off with the two balls in the centre. Once you pick up the lower ball and move it near the upper one, the two balls will find a harmony and levitate in mid-air to turn the lamp on. It is indescribably satisfying to behold.
Introducing the Finger Dance Machine.
It's exactly as it sounds, a classic retro-style dance machine... for your fingers! All you have to do is install the free Finger Dance Game app on your smartphone and then connect it wirelessly to the machine – you'll be shaking that pinky and gyrating those knuckle joints in no time. The app includes heaps of tunes, all with different complexities and speeds that are guaranteed to trip up even the most dextrous digits.
What better way to
This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt a storm on his famous voyage with Charles Darwin, aboard the HMS Beagle. The liquid crystals inside the skull react to atmospheric conditions and change their form to indicate what the weather has in store for you!
Don't rely on iffy weather apps or looking out the window, just glance at this skull to get the inside scoop on the day ahead.