Lunchglas+ Multi-Storage Lunch Jar

Serve up your witches brew without dirtying your worktops with this Agatha Spoon Holder and Steam Vent A magical addition to your kitchen accessories.

At some point in our lives, we’ve all looked down at our fry-up and rearranged a sausage and two fried eggs to look like a willy and balls. Clever? No. Funny? Every time. 

Now you don’t even need the sausage to be rude - simply pour a couple of eggs into this metal mold and voila! A perfectly formed eggy penis, complete with yolks for balls!

So whether you like yours runny, over easy, or sunny side up (sorry for the mental image that last one created), this is the perfect breakfast utensil for you. 

Combine cooking and computers with this unconventional Motherboard Chopping Board. This geeky gift is an eye-catching addition to any kitchen and the perfect tool for pranking your highly-strung techy partner; simply call them into the room as you run it under the tap and watch the figurative sparks fly. It’s made from high-quality, scratch resistant tempered glass so even the sharpest of knives won’t break this board. 

Imagine the surprise on your friend/lover/mother’s face when you announce that you’ve bought them a butt plug. Then, they unwrap what they think is a naughty gift, only to let out a massive groan, because what you’ve actually given them is a bum -shaped sink plug. 

But once the lameness of your punny present sinks in, they’ll soon realise what a practical gift it is - the (rear) end to their leaky sink problems! 

Give your brew the 5-start treatment with the Rise & Shine Luxury Coffee Kit, a fancy-shmancy 3-piece set containing a filter, scoop and ceramic mug. If you know someone who takes their coffee verrrry seriously, then this will add a bit of magic to their mornings.