€11.95
5
/5
Happy Birthday CanCake
Don't just send them another birthday card, sweeten up their special day and blow their mind with a Happy Birthday Cancake!
This tinned treat is hand-made in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents.
Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required! And that's not all; to ramp up the birthday vibes we've included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out. Just the one though because, you know, no one likes to be reminded of their age!
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of Cancakes.
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This tinned treat is hand-made in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents.
Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required! And that's not all; to ramp up the birthday vibes we've included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out. Just the one though because, you know, no one likes to be reminded of their age!
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of Cancakes.
€14.95
4
/5
Hellfire: Fiery Fool Hot Sauce
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So like, how long does it take for your mouth to feel normal? - Natalie Portman.
The creators of Hellfire: Fiery Fool Hot Sauce boast that it is the hottest sauce in the world without 'extract', just pure chilli pepper madness. This vinegar-free blend of Bhut Jolokia, Trinidad Scorpion, Red 7-Pot, and Chocolate Habañero has a sweet garlic and tomato flavour with a long-lasting heat that envelopes your tastebuds.
“Yeeeah this one doesn't feel great” - Johhny Knoxville
Serving suggestions:: Careful now, this sauce pours quickly. Use it to add a kick to soups, chillis and wing sauces.
€129.95
5
/5
Mr Creations Ice Cream Maker
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We’re bringing Mr Whippy ice cream to the people with this Mr Creations Ice Cream Maker! Enjoy soft scoop ice cream from anywhere, at any time - not just when the ice cream man bothers his ar*e to drive around the cul-de-sac.
The ice cream maker can be used with Mr Creations’ hassle-free ‘just add water’ ice cream powders or you can follow one of the many recipes included. Each batch takes less than 30 minutes to create and delivers 350ml of delicious soft-scoop ice cream. Skip the vicious seagulls and stag-dos that plague Blighty’s seaside resorts and get your classic ice cream hit at home this year.
€46.95
3
/5
Hot Ones Truth or Dab: The Game!
If you've watched a few episodes of Hot Ones you'll be exceedingly familiar with 'The Last Dab'
Let's just say it's a disastrously hot eating experience - a right of passage (in every horrifying sense of the word). After the interviewees have endured an array of increasingly spicy sauces they're faced with the last Dab, the final hurdle in this ludicrous race. And now the notorious hot sauce has been turned into a game – Hot Ones Truth or Dab
Grab your most daring mates and get ready to battle your way through cringe-inducing trivia, and face up to some hard truths! With 250 cards worth of burning questions, you may find answering them less painful than suffering through a spoonful of the hottest sauce in the universe.
Want to know how to play? Give this video a lil' look - and who better to explain than Hot Ones' Sean Evans!
Based on 1 reviews
(1)
Let's just say it's a disastrously hot eating experience - a right of passage (in every horrifying sense of the word). After the interviewees have endured an array of increasingly spicy sauces they're faced with the last Dab, the final hurdle in this ludicrous race. And now the notorious hot sauce has been turned into a game – Hot Ones Truth or Dab
Grab your most daring mates and get ready to battle your way through cringe-inducing trivia, and face up to some hard truths! With 250 cards worth of burning questions, you may find answering them less painful than suffering through a spoonful of the hottest sauce in the universe.
Want to know how to play? Give this video a lil' look - and who better to explain than Hot Ones' Sean Evans!
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Special Price
€12.30
Regular Price
€12.95
5
/5
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate Lollipops
Within this unassuming matte black bag lies the world's hottest chilli chocolate lollipop. Well, two of them – one for you and one for your equally brave and foolish friend.
These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!
Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?
Based on 2 reviews
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These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!
Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?
€10.95
4.6
/5
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.
We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.
If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.
So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?
Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*
*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.
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We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.
If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.
So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?
Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*
*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.
€7.95
4
/5
Marshmallow Willies
We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
Based on 1 reviews
(1)
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
€12.95
5
/5
F*cking Strong Coffee
Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
Based on 7 reviews
(7)
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
€14.95
5
/5
Lil' Nitro - The World's HOTTEST Gummy Bear
Right now you might be wondering why you only get one single gummy bear in the box. Just one?! But once you've tasted Lil' Nitro there'll be no doubt in your mind – only fear, regret and panic caused by the crazy pain you're experiencing!
Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.
Based on 1 reviews
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Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.
€27.95
3
/5
Naked Kitchen - Make Your Own Halloumi
Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious.
Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
Based on 1 reviews
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Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
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